WE WANT TO THANK THE GOVERNMENT ONCE AGAIN

We want to acknowledge how much we appreciate our federal and state government's concern for our health and well being. By taxing the living F**K out of cigarettes in an effort to help us live longer, we can face news like this:
The recession is projected to wipe out annual cost-of-living increases for 50 million Social Security beneficiaries for the next three years, something that hasn't happened since automatic adjustments were adopted in 1975.