The Texas primaries wrapped up yesterday, and it's down to incumbent Rick "Let's Secede" Perry and the Democratic former Houston mayor (and San Antonio homeboy) Bill White. The collective balls of the Lone Star State have been in a GOP vice grip since 1994 when "Motor Cycle Momma" Anne Richards lost to Bush, so let's turn the beat around. Yes, we all know that Rick Perry has great hair, but that doesn't fly in this race. VOTE BILL WHITE FOR GOVERNOR! Remember, if you don't vote, you can't bitch, and Mess knows how y'all love to bitch!
Mess, you'll be proud to know I early voted.
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