We finally have a coveted '09' zip code! But don't break out the Moet Chandon yet - that fancy pants Alamo Heights zip code reaches into some funky sections - and ours is one of them. We are now located in the closest ghetto to Central Market! But we were amazed when we visited our Alamo Heights HEB, where the cheap wine is stocked under "Whimisical". So, we now have a fun new name for cheap. Whimiscal. Gotta love it. So, we pulled up in Xavier, who looks like he was driven through a few plutonium fields, and squeezed the old love boat between two ultra spendy SUV's. Now, Xavier may look like hell on wheels but he has an air conditioner that makes meat lockers feel tropical. Bitches wanna ride with me need to bring some parkas or faux furs or some shit.
But in the short walk of shame up to the doors of the HEB, WhiteChocolateMess began sweating like a whore in church! Yours truly hit that supermarket looking like he was signing up for a damn wet tee shirt contest. The reason I even bring this up is because the store was filled with rich white people, and one thing I always notice about RWP's is that they NEVER sweat. And damn all if they don't get all made up and dressed to the nines to go to a damn grocery store!
Anyway, we grabbed a bottle of something whimiscal and headed back to 09's sweaty armpit.
I suggest you purchace a designer umbrella for walking in RWPs areas. I flowered one from Kenzo Japan would do you wonders.
ReplyDeleteSorry..not "I flowered a flowered" they come in many "cute" designs proper for someone in your station"-)
ReplyDeleteI've been at the GucciB but have never tried my Lone Star Card. Wonder if they'll take it?!
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