OK, so we love being Gemini. This means WCM can go from grateful to hateful faster than a new Ferrari can get from 0 to 60. But we just heard some news that got us HOT.
We're gonna give a big TEXAS BITCH SLAP to the two follwing punks who give Texans a bad name. And we don't need any more of that shit.
The first bozo is the federal judge in Texas who is likely to become the first federal judge to be impeached in 20 years. Judge Samuel Kent admitted to sexually harassing and abusing two female members of his staff, and was convicted of obstruction of justice. He is scheduled to report to prison Monday, but he has refused to step down and give up his salary until next year.
We're gonna give a big TEXAS BITCH SLAP to the two follwing punks who give Texans a bad name. And we don't need any more of that shit.
The first bozo is the federal judge in Texas who is likely to become the first federal judge to be impeached in 20 years. Judge Samuel Kent admitted to sexually harassing and abusing two female members of his staff, and was convicted of obstruction of justice. He is scheduled to report to prison Monday, but he has refused to step down and give up his salary until next year.
Sure thing, Sammy, anything you want. How about a cell at The Driskill?
A-hole number two is fellow Texan billionaire ( and that's not HIS billions, babies) financier Robert Allen Stanford who's been indicted on charges of criminal conspiracy to commit mail, wire and securities fraud, actions that earned his company an estimated $7 billion, prosecutors said Friday.
Shame on y'all. WCM is revoking your Republic of Texas citizenship immediately.
A-hole number two is fellow Texan billionaire ( and that's not HIS billions, babies) financier Robert Allen Stanford who's been indicted on charges of criminal conspiracy to commit mail, wire and securities fraud, actions that earned his company an estimated $7 billion, prosecutors said Friday.
Shame on y'all. WCM is revoking your Republic of Texas citizenship immediately.
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