THE NEW ANITA BRYANT IS IN BIG TROUBLE

Miss Oklahoma 1958

Miss California 2009

Here's what the face ( and tits and ass) of anti-gay marriage looks like these days. Sexier than old Anita Bryant, huh? But just as ass-holy. So this child of god is not only in hot water for nudie shots but for getting fake boobs right before the pageant. We dusted off our old copy of the bible and went straight for Leviticus but god damn if we couldn't find one mention of fake boobs! Saw the stuff about the shrimp, the red dress, the pork, the adultery, but not one mention of fake boobs! We're just gonna have ask our preacher this Sunday!